Hartley House Cafe's Biggest Morning Tea

Support our Biggest Morning Tea

☕💛 WARNING: Excessive cake consumption may occur on Thursday 21st… and we’re not sorry about it.

We’re hosting Australia’s Biggest Morning Tea and frankly, we’re taking this very seriously… by not taking it seriously at all.

Expect:

🍰 Cake that mysteriously disappears faster than your willpower

☕ Coffee strong enough to make you text your ex (don’t)

🫖 Tea that solves absolutely none of life’s problems, but feels like it does

🍪 Biscuits that will be “just one” (we both know that’s a lie)

But underneath all the sugar and sarcasm, this is something close to our hearts 💛

Every cuppa, every slice, every crumb helps raise funds for cancer research and support services that genuinely make a difference.

✨ You’ve got two very important options:

👉 Come along on the day, enjoy a coffee, grab a slice (or three), and soak up the chaos

👉 Or if you can’t make it, click the link and donate online to support the cause from wherever you are

Either way, you’re helping — and we’re grateful 💛

📍 Thursday 21st

💛 Bring a friend, bring your wallet, bring stretchy pants

🎗️ Every donation counts

We’ll see you there — we’ll be the ones pretending we’re “just having a small slice” while cutting something that requires structural engineering.